Nothing matters in the world of film except for the black dress Rosemary Clooney wears in the movie, WHITE CHRISTMAS!

I feel I should probably begin this review with a  disclaimer. If you’re looking to read an unbiased overview touching on the plot of a classic Christmas film in a casual yet informative way this will not be it. If you want to read a hodgepodge of thoughts pulled from the psyche of a girl who believes the song ‘Sisters’ is the greatest duet performed by two blondes ever in the history of blondes performing,  a girl who has tricked every boyfriend she’s ever had into watching White Christmas by telling her suitors the film was actually a war movie, a girl who believes the wardrobe designed by Edith Head for the film contains the holy grail of evening gowns – well, this is that review.

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Lets talk about White Christmas.

At its core, White Christmas is your typical boy meets girl, boy loses girl romantic fiasco. Its also a bro flick where one wants the best for the other  but manages to screw absolutely everything up along the way. There is also a good deed done for an old friend. There is a misheard conversation that causes oodles of drama.  Plus, its a musical- and there is a lot of dancing. There are some heart strings pulled, there are laughs, there are tears and at the end…there is finally snow.

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To watch White Christmas is to be transported to a world where you can be a private in the army, meet a celebrity and then become one! A world where you can be a struggling sister act and still manage to have the most deliciously decadent wardrobe imaginable. A world where you can put on an entire Broadway show, complete with massive sets, elaborate costumes and hundreds of performers within the dining room of a Vermont Bed and Breakfast just to help boost the profile of your friends failing business.

That is White Christmas. It isn’t Citizen Kane. Its predictable and its a little hokey. But, it is also MAGIC.

At the age of 7, Faye accidentally watched Debbie Does Dallas. Her past times include: buying red lipstick, passionately advocating against the existence of spiders and writing anonymous love letters to Steve Buscemi.
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Nothing matters in the world of film except for the black dress Rosemary Clooney wears in the movie, WHITE CHRISTMAS!

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