Damning The Film, Not The Filmmaker: A BLOODSTREAM Review

Throughout the history of film, there have been countless movies that have never seen the light of day for one reason or another. Some are too controversial, some are scrapped either before or during production, and then others… well, they just suck. In 1985, Michael J. Murphy wrote and directed a film called Bloodstream (not to be confused with the 2000 film Bloodstream, also unreleased), which falls directly into that last category. I love low-budget, cheesy, “bad” movies, I really do, but this is taking it to a level of bad that escapes the quotations. The storyline, the characters, the acting, it’s all rubbish. Obviously I’m not expecting anything life changing when I watch something like this, in any way, but I hope to at least enjoy it on some level.

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Damning The Film, Not The Filmmaker: A BLOODSTREAM Review

Psycho Cinema’s March 2016 Schedule Will Devilishly Delight

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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Psycho Cinema’s March 2016 Schedule Will Devilishly Delight

Psycho Cinema’s February 2016 Screening Schedule

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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Psycho Cinema’s February 2016 Screening Schedule

Stop Smiling, Crazy Lady: A Turkish STAR WARS Review

Let’s get one thing out of the way, right off the bat. This movie is a mess. A total and absolute mess. Now, that’s not to say I didn’t enjoy it, but I’d venture to guess that nearly everyone that enjoys it does not enjoy it in the way that the film makers intended. I mean, I don’t think it was supposed to be a comedy, let alone a comedy in which the few one-liners delivered didn’t solicit any laughter at all. There is literally no way that my review could impart upon your brain the level of confusion that you feel from actually watching, but I’ll do my best. So take a seat by the fire, children, and let me tell you a story of scene theft, rock karate, awkward smiles, and a wizard named Nimrod (I swear I’m not making that name up).

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Stop Smiling, Crazy Lady: A Turkish STAR WARS Review

PSYCHO CINEMA in December: A Time to be Merry and Slashy…

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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PSYCHO CINEMA in December: A Time to be Merry and Slashy…

Post-Halloween PSYCHO CINEMA Packs A Punch With Cereal Parties, Double Features, Dangerous Men, and Bowie Bulge

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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Post-Halloween PSYCHO CINEMA Packs A Punch With Cereal Parties, Double Features, Dangerous Men, and Bowie Bulge

Psycho Cinema Yells, “October is our Month! This is our Time!” Check out our OCTOBER schedule!

Here is a full list of upcoming screenings with Psycho Cinema at our local Alamo Drafthouse Cinema for the month of October 2015.

Click the link of the title below to purchase tickets!  Enjoy!

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Psycho Cinema Yells, “October is our Month! This is our Time!” Check out our OCTOBER schedule!

Cannibals In Maryland Makes Sense: A Review Of Blood Massacre

Ah, Video Vortex. Without a doubt, the last Tuesday of every month is the day I look forward to most, just so I can soak in the trashy, so-bad-it’s-good VHS brilliance with a like-minded squad of miscreants. Only once have I been let down (I’m looking at you, Attack of the Beast Creatures), and this month’s feature, Blood Massacre, continued the trend of leaving me happy at the end of the night. Unhinged Vietnam War vet? Check. Bumbling criminals that get in over their head? Check. Bizarre, bloody sex scene? Check. Cannibals? Check. What’s not to love?! Director Don Dohler delivers up a great (if not cursed, more on that later) thriller/horror film with basically no “good guys”.

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Cannibals In Maryland Makes Sense: A Review Of Blood Massacre

Psycho Cinema Presents – The August Schedule!

Is it hot in here or is it just PSYCHO CINEMAS’S badass August Lineup featuring the scariest film Faye has ever seen (true story) and PC’s 1 year anniversary extravaganza!

Click the titles below for the tickets!  Prepare for a month of frights!

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Psycho Cinema Presents – The August Schedule!

Terminator 2: Shocking Dark OR Aliens 2 OR Alienators? You Decide : A Review

Claudio Fragasso has written films such as Monster Dog with Alice Cooper and the infamous Troll 2 (that actually did not contain any trolls and had no relation to the first Troll film except for the name). Claudio’s Terminator 2: Shocking Dark is no different than his other works. Claudio specializes in budget movies that are sometimes barely related to larger movies and movies that do not intend to be a summer blockbuster in any country.

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Terminator 2: Shocking Dark OR Aliens 2 OR Alienators? You Decide : A Review