Damning The Film, Not The Filmmaker: A BLOODSTREAM Review

Throughout the history of film, there have been countless movies that have never seen the light of day for one reason or another. Some are too controversial, some are scrapped either before or during production, and then others… well, they just suck. In 1985, Michael J. Murphy wrote and directed a film called Bloodstream (not to be confused with the 2000 film Bloodstream, also unreleased), which falls directly into that last category. I love low-budget, cheesy, “bad” movies, I really do, but this is taking it to a level of bad that escapes the quotations. The storyline, the characters, the acting, it’s all rubbish. Obviously I’m not expecting anything life changing when I watch something like this, in any way, but I hope to at least enjoy it on some level.

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Damning The Film, Not The Filmmaker: A BLOODSTREAM Review

Psycho Cinema’s March 2016 Schedule Will Devilishly Delight

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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Psycho Cinema’s March 2016 Schedule Will Devilishly Delight

Psycho Cinema’s February 2016 Screening Schedule

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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Psycho Cinema’s February 2016 Screening Schedule

Stop Smiling, Crazy Lady: A Turkish STAR WARS Review

Let’s get one thing out of the way, right off the bat. This movie is a mess. A total and absolute mess. Now, that’s not to say I didn’t enjoy it, but I’d venture to guess that nearly everyone that enjoys it does not enjoy it in the way that the film makers intended. I mean, I don’t think it was supposed to be a comedy, let alone a comedy in which the few one-liners delivered didn’t solicit any laughter at all. There is literally no way that my review could impart upon your brain the level of confusion that you feel from actually watching, but I’ll do my best. So take a seat by the fire, children, and let me tell you a story of scene theft, rock karate, awkward smiles, and a wizard named Nimrod (I swear I’m not making that name up).

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Stop Smiling, Crazy Lady: A Turkish STAR WARS Review

PSYCHO CINEMA in December: A Time to be Merry and Slashy…

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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PSYCHO CINEMA in December: A Time to be Merry and Slashy…

Post-Halloween PSYCHO CINEMA Packs A Punch With Cereal Parties, Double Features, Dangerous Men, and Bowie Bulge

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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Post-Halloween PSYCHO CINEMA Packs A Punch With Cereal Parties, Double Features, Dangerous Men, and Bowie Bulge

Psycho Cinema Yells, “October is our Month! This is our Time!” Check out our OCTOBER schedule!

Here is a full list of upcoming screenings with Psycho Cinema at our local Alamo Drafthouse Cinema for the month of October 2015.

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Psycho Cinema Yells, “October is our Month! This is our Time!” Check out our OCTOBER schedule!