You Better Watch Out: A RARE EXPORTS Review

Rare Exports is the punch line of a very long joke, one that runs pretty much the whole length of the movie, the payoff coming in the last thirty seconds (or the last five minutes for the particularly savvy). It’s not a knee-slapping-guffaw fall down and-lose-a-spleen kind of punchline, but it will make you chuckle. That is, if you ignore the human (?) trafficking implications.

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You Better Watch Out: A RARE EXPORTS Review

Holiday Horror Done Right: A Review of KRAMPUS

First of all, let me just start with me just start off with expressing my love for the Christmas Horror Genre…

For me, Christmas is almost as exciting as Halloween when it comes to annual viewings of holiday horrors.

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Holiday Horror Done Right: A Review of KRAMPUS

They’re Freegan Adorable! A KRAMPUS Review

So where to begin with the Krampus? Did you grow up with the Gremlins? Do you watch Christmas Vacation every year? Well this may just be the movie for you! So come on in and sit down and take a read. I’ll let you know what you need to decide if this is the movie for you.

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They’re Freegan Adorable! A KRAMPUS Review

PSYCHO CINEMA in December: A Time to be Merry and Slashy…

Psycho Cinema is the sister organization run by the hostest-with-the-mostest Faye G.  They bring rarely-screened horror, sci-fi, and obscure films to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester.  Join Faye’s group by clicking this LINK and prepare for the unexpected!

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PSYCHO CINEMA in December: A Time to be Merry and Slashy…