The Animated Poe: A Review of GKids’ EXTRAORDINARY TALES

Edgar Allan Poe may have been the master of the short story, but that doesn’t mean his works translate well into full-length movies. It’s difficult to extend a short story into a movie without stretching out the narrative and adding elements not in the original tale, although as long as Vincent Price is in the movie it probably doesn’t matter.

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The Animated Poe: A Review of GKids’ EXTRAORDINARY TALES

1, 2, People Will Hate This Review. 3, 4, This Movie’s A Bore…A Nightmare on Elm Street Review

I know this is blasphemous amongst the horror circles, and especially so in the wake of Wes Craven’s unfortunate passing, but it is what it is. As far back as I can remember, A Nightmare On Elm Street has always been my least favorite of the franchise movies. Admittedly, as the series went on, I liked them a little bit more – who can’t appreciate some of Freddy’s one-liners? The problem with this first one is that none of those are there (I’m not willing to count the “I’m your boyfriend now” line), none of the witticism at all is present, and without even that little glimmer of hope, the movie just falls flat.

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1, 2, People Will Hate This Review. 3, 4, This Movie’s A Bore…A Nightmare on Elm Street Review

Why Matt LOVES Maniac Cop 2 and Dreams of a Second Sequel (aka Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence)

Oh, Maniac Cop 2, how I love you…

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Why Matt LOVES Maniac Cop 2 and Dreams of a Second Sequel (aka Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence)

Watching Youth Make The Attempt to Drive a Stake Through Centuries of Evil: A Review of 1985’s Fright Night

I saw Fright Night (1985) as an adolescent. The rental copy chosen was well preserved in the coffin that has become the VHS tape. Seeing this movie again, I’m reminded how Fright Night, with reference to genre, makes for a delightful mash-up. Of what? you ask. Okay, fine. Comedy, mostly. Of horror, too, of course. Of vampire horror, in particular. Anything else? Yes, of course. But really, let’s not overdo it. This isn’t a “think piece,” Mr. Fong-Torres.

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Watching Youth Make The Attempt to Drive a Stake Through Centuries of Evil: A Review of 1985’s Fright Night